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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, \u2018Mother of Six\u2019, in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.go home,<\/p>\n

and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, \u201cShall we go home, Mother of Six?\u201d His wife, irritated by her husband\u2019s lack of discretion shouted back, \u201cAnytime you\u2019re ready, Father of Four!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, \u2018Mother of Six\u2019,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":988,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t