Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.<\/p>\n
An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man said, \u201cThere ain\u2019t no way you can guess it, you old fools.\u201d
\nOne of the grandmas said, \u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.\u201d<\/p>\n
Embarrassed just a little, the old man dropped his pants.<\/p>\n
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, \u201cYou\u201dre 91 years old!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow in the world did you guess?\u201d the old man said in shock.<\/p>\n
The grandmas snickered and laughed.
\nSlapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, \u201cBecause we were at your birthday party yesterday.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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