A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough. I\u2019m leaving you. Don\u2019t try to find me.\u201d<\/p>\n
She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction.<\/p>\n
Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom.<\/p>\n
She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it.<\/p>\n
After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone. Yeah, it\u2019s about time. I\u2019m on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can\u2019t wait to see you. We\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.<\/p>\n
As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re out of bread; be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Hope this joke brings a smile to your face! Have a great day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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