A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d<\/p>\n
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She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.<\/p>\n
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The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, \u201cHoney, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.\u201d The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.<\/p>\n
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The husband whisperes to the wife, \u201cHoney, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he\u2019s going with this.\u201d She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d \u201cYes I do.\u201d says the lady. The man replies, \u201cGood, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife\u2019s alone and start using yours!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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