A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up.<\/p>\n
Curious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d
\nAnd his lovely wife replies,<\/p>\n
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