An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, \u201cSeven points! \u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, \u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201d<\/p>\n
Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, \u201cTouchdown! Tie game!<\/p>\n
\u201d After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, \u201cAha, 14 to 7!I\u2019m back in the lead! \u201d<\/p>\n
Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, \u201cTouchdown, tie game again! \u201d Then, with a small squeaker, she added, \u201cField goal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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