{"id":7443,"date":"2024-11-07T03:12:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-07T03:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=7443"},"modified":"2024-11-07T03:12:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-07T03:12:22","slug":"funny-joke-the-day-before-thanksgiving-a-father-calls-up-his-son-and-says-he-is-divorci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=7443","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: The day before Thanksgiving, a father calls up his son and says he is divorci"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The day before Thanksgiving, a 60 year old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cListen son, your mother and I are getting divorced. 38 years of misery is enough.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad, what are you talking about?\u201d the son screams.<\/p>\n<p>His dad says, \u201cWe can\u2019t stand the sight of each other any longer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sick of her face, and I\u2019m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,\u201d and he hangs up.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Now, the son is worried.<\/p>\n<p>So he calls up his sister and informs her that their parents are breaking-up.<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cLike heck they\u2019re getting divorced!\u201d and calls her father immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re not getting divorced!\u201d she insists.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538832\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUntil then, don\u2019t call a lawyer, don\u2019t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?\u201d and she hangs up.<\/p>\n<p>The man smiles at his wife, and says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, they\u2019re coming for Thanksgiving, and paying for their own airfares.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day before Thanksgiving, a 60 year old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, \u201cListen son, your mother and I are&#8230; 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