{"id":7427,"date":"2024-11-06T21:37:32","date_gmt":"2024-11-06T21:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=7427"},"modified":"2024-11-06T21:37:32","modified_gmt":"2024-11-06T21:37:32","slug":"patients-fear-of-needles-leads-to-hilarious-dental-solution-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=7427","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPatient\u2019s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient.<\/p>\n

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201d<\/p>\n

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. \u201cNo objection at all,\u201d the patient says.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m fine with pills.<\/p>\n

\u201d The dentist then returns and says, \u201cHere\u2019s a Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n

The patient says, \u201cWow! I didn\u2019t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt doesn\u2019t,\u201d said the dentist, \u201cbut it\u2019s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. \u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient. The dentist starts… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t