{"id":7302,"date":"2024-11-02T02:13:14","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T02:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=7302"},"modified":"2024-11-02T02:13:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T02:13:14","slug":"parrots-hilarious-mishap-with-a-special-tablet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=7302","title":{"rendered":"Parrot\u2019s Hilarious Mishap with a \u201cSpecial\u201d Tablet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow come you\u2019re sweating?\u201d the owner asks.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16933\" src=\"https:\/\/awminds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465231292_957742503042648_6006538114772632621_n-300x238.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/awminds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465231292_957742503042648_6006538114772632621_n-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/awminds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465231292_957742503042648_6006538114772632621_n.jpg 480w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" \/><br \/>\nThe parrot replies, \u201cDo you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7304,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7302\/revisions\/7304"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}