{"id":6682,"date":"2024-10-19T14:36:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-19T14:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=6682"},"modified":"2024-10-19T14:41:03","modified_gmt":"2024-10-19T14:41:03","slug":"wife-discoverssee-the-continuation-in-the-first-comment-i-laugh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=6682","title":{"rendered":"&#8211;Wife discovers\u2026\u2026See the continuation in the first comment I laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.<\/p>\n<p>His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy God!\u201d says the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are at a high school reunion\u2026 \u2026 and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6683,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6685,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6682\/revisions\/6685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}