A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, \u201cMa\u2019am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, really? Darn it!\u201d said the little old lady. \u201cI\u2019d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..\u201d \u201cWell, now, not so fast,\u201d said the cop. \u201cWhere did you get all that money? You didn\u2019t steal it, did you? \u201cOh, no, no\u201d, said the old lady. \u201cYou see, my back yard is<\/p>\n
right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, \u2018why not make the best of it?\u2019 So, now, on game days,<\/p>\n
I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, \u2018O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes. \u201cWell, that seems only fair,\u201d said the cop, laughing. \u201cOK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what\u2019s in the other bag? \u201cWell, you know\u201d, said the little old lady, \u201cnot everybody pays.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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