{"id":6468,"date":"2024-10-15T16:27:17","date_gmt":"2024-10-15T16:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=6468"},"modified":"2024-10-15T16:27:17","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T16:27:17","slug":"story-of-the-day-am-i-looking-fatfull-story-in-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=6468","title":{"rendered":"STORY OF THE DAY.!Am I looking fat?Full story in comment!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is funny<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : Yes<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Shut up. Don\u2019t you ever dare talk to me!!<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : No<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Liar<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : Maybe<\/p>\n<p>Wife : can u ever b decisive<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Are you blind?<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : Depends<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?<\/p>\n<p>Husband : silence<\/p>\n<p>Wife : Are you deaf?<\/p>\n<p>There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.<br \/>\nFor everything else there is Google \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Husband to Wife:<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?<\/p>\n<p>Wife: A Giraffe !<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I\u2019ll accept it as a good gift.<\/p>\n<p>So next day\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is funny Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don\u2019t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6469,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6470,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6468\/revisions\/6470"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}