One Saturday night, the wife calls her scientist husband and expresses her concern about his lateness. He explains that he is currently busy with an experiment alongside his team.<\/p>\n
Curious, the wife asks, \u201cWhat kind of experiment are you working on?\u201d The scientist husband enthusiastically replies, \u201cWell, let me explain. We\u2019ve added a derivative of C2H5OH, which is the scientific term for whiskey, to ambient temperature H2O (water) and aqueous CO2 (soda). To cool down the mixture, we\u2019ve also added super low temperature solidified H2O, which is just ice. Now, while we wait for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapors of nicotine.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, still trying to grasp the complexity of the experiment, asks, \u201cSo, how long will this experiment take?\u201d The husband reassures her, saying, \u201cIt\u2019s a 4 or 5 round experiment, so I may be late. But don\u2019t worry, I\u2019ll be home soon.\u201d<\/p>\n
Understanding the importance of her husband\u2019s work, the wife responds affectionately, \u201cOh, dear. I won\u2019t disturb you. Take your time.\u201d<\/p>\n
In summary, the scientist husband\u2019s experiment involves a mixture of whiskey, water, soda, and ice. While waiting for the results, the lab is being fumigated with nicotine vapor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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