{"id":5574,"date":"2024-09-29T00:52:26","date_gmt":"2024-09-29T00:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=5574"},"modified":"2024-09-29T00:52:59","modified_gmt":"2024-09-29T00:52:59","slug":"an-old-man-was-eating-at-a-truck-stop-when-three-rough-looking-bikers-walked-in-as-they-passed-the-old-man-the-first-biker-pushed-his-cigarette-into-the-old-mans-pie-then-laughed-and-took-a-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=5574","title":{"rendered":"An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man&#8217;s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man&#8217;s milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man&#8217;s plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and&#8230; Brilliant continuation in the first comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.<\/p>\n<p>As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man\u2019s pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>The second biker picked up the old man\u2019s milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man\u2019s plate before joining the others at the counter.<\/p>\n<p>Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, \u201cNot much of a man, was he?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The waitress replied,\u201d Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man was eating at a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5576,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5574\/revisions\/5576"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}