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In an effort to preserve her feelings due to her mental health issues, I always feigned surprise, accepting the quirky presents with a gracious smile.<\/p>\n<p>However, this year marked a turning point when my sister, unable to endure the annual charade any longer, confronted me. \u201cAre you seriously still clueless?\u201d she questioned incredulously. Perplexed, I inquired, \u201cClueless about what?\u201d Her response unveiled the truth as she urged me to check the underside of the plastic pig.<\/p>\n<p>To my astonishment, a tiny note awaited discovery, bearing a simple message \u2013 \u201cJust because it\u2019s funny!\u201d Year after year, my stepmom had been indulging in a lighthearted prank, finding immense humor in the repetition of an odd and seemingly meaningless gift. 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