W: \u201cHey honey. Are you there in the nightclub?\u201d<\/p>\n
H: Yes\u2026<\/p>\n
W: \u201cExcellent! Two blocks away from you is the mall where I am now. I just noticed this stunning mink coat. It\u2019s really very beautiful! Is it available for purchase?<\/p>\n
H: \u201cHow much is it?\u201d<\/p>\n
W: \u201cJust $1,500.\u201d<\/p>\n
H: \u201cAll right, then, if you really like it, go ahead and get it.\u201d<\/p>\n
W: \u201cOh, and I saw the 2024 models when I went to the Mercedes showroom as well. I absolutely liked the one I saw. After we spoke the salesman offered me a great deal. Given that we must exchange the BMW we purchased last year\u2026<\/p>\n
H: \u201cWhat was the quote he gave you?\u201d<\/p>\n
W: \u201cJust sixty thousand dollars\u2026<\/p>\n
H: \u201cAll right, but I want it with every option for that price.\u201d<\/p>\n
W: \u201cExcellent! But there\u2019s one more thing before we hang up.<\/p>\n
H: \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
W: \u201cAlthough it appears excessive, I was balancing your bank account and\u2026\u201d We had looked at this house last year, and I spotted it this morning when I stopped by the real estate agent. It\u2019s discounted! Remember? The seaside home has an English garden, a swimming pool, and an acre of parkland.<\/p>\n
H: \u201cHow much do they want to ask?\u201d<\/p>\n
W: \u201cJust $450,000 is an incredible price. and I can see that we have enough money in the bank to cover it.<\/p>\n
H: \u201cAll right, then, just bid $420,000 and buy it.\u201d Alright?<\/p>\n
W: \u201cAll right, my love\u2026 Thank you! See you later! I love you!<\/p>\n
H: \u201cGoodbye. I love you as well.<\/p>\n
After hanging up, the man shuts off the call, lifts the phone and asks everyone in the room, \u201cDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?\u201d<\/p>\n
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