{"id":503,"date":"2024-04-26T23:46:36","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T23:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=503"},"modified":"2024-04-26T23:46:36","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T23:46:36","slug":"three-blondes-were-sitting-by-river-see-the-continuation-in-the-first-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Three blondes were sitting by river\u2026..See the continuation in the first comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, \u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t have any.\u201d replied the first blonde.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, if you\u2019re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut officer,\u201d replied the second blonde, \u201cwe aren\u2019t fishing. We all<\/p>\n<p>have magnets at the end of our lines and we\u2019re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I know of no law against it,\u201d said the warden, \u201ctake all the debris you want.\u201d And with that, he left.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat a dumb cop,\u201d the second blonde said to the other two, \u201cdoesn\u2019t he know that there are steel head trout in this river?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, \u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d \u201cWe don\u2019t have&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}