Some stories just go straight to your heart and in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or boring, a funny anecdote is always welcome.<\/p>\n
It has all the ingredients of an entertaining story \u2014 drama, revenge and an unexpected ending\u2026<\/p>\n
Dear wife,<\/p>\n
You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything\ufffdthat connects us as husband & wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or\ufffdyou don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n
Your EX-Husband<\/p>\n
P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West\ufffdVirginia together!
\nHave a great life!<\/p>\n
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Dear Ex-Husband,<\/p>\n
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you\ufffd& I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from\ufffdwhat you\u2019ve been.<\/p>\n
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining &\ufffdgriping. Too bad that doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that\ufffdcame to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised\ufffdme not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t\ufffdcomment.<\/p>\n
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused\ufffdwith MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.\ufffd<\/p>\n
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99\ufffdprice tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my\ufffdsister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/p>\n
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it\ufffdout. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my\ufffdjob & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you\ufffdwere gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope\ufffdyou have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that\ufffdthe letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take\ufffdcare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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