One day little Johnny asks his father \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.<\/p>\n
Father \u201cbecause it makes grown ups happy\u201d Johnny \u201cI want to be happy too\u201d Father \u201cthen you have to wait until you\u2019re a grown up\u201d Johnny \u201cbut who will exercise with me when I grow up?\u201d<\/p>\n
Father \u201chopefully when you get married, it will be your wife\u201d Johnny \u201cbut dad, how come our neighbour<\/p>\n
Sally exercises with you\u201d Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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