A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost<\/p>\n
He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, \u201cCan you please help me, I don\u2019t know what Hole I\u2019m on.\u201d<\/p>\n
She told him \u201cYou are one hole behind me. I\u2019m on 7; you\u2019re on 6.\u201d<\/p>\n
He thanked her and continued playing golf.<\/p>\n
Later, he got lost again.<\/p>\n
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry to bother you again but I\u2019m lost; can you please tell me what hole I\u2019m on.\u201d<\/p>\n
She told him, \u201cYou are one hole behind me. I\u2019m on 14; you are on 13.\u201d<\/p>\n
Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.<\/p>\n
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse.<\/p>\n
He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.<\/p>\n
She accepted.<\/p>\n
As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m in sales,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
He replied, \u201cNo kidding; so am I.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you sell?\u201d<\/p>\n
She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh.<\/p>\n
He promised.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cI sell sanitary napkins.\u201d<\/p>\n
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cYou promised you wouldn\u2019t laugh\u201d.<\/p>\n
He replied (still with tears in his eyes), \u201cI\u2019m sorry, but I couldn\u2019t help it. I sell toilet paper,\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m still one Hole behind you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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