The Swede\u2019s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any skivvies?\u201d Ole demanded. \u201cWell,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.\u201dThe Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, \u201cFor the sake of decency, here\u2019s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear!\u201d Next, the Irishman\u2019s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.<\/p>\n
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. Blessed vi**gin Mary, woman! You\u2019ve no knickers! Why not?
\n\u201dShe replies, \u201cI can\u2019t afford any on the money you give me.\u201dPatrick reaches into his pocket and says,\u201dFor the sake of decency, here\u2019s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!\u201d Lastly, the Scotsman\u2019s wife bends over to the tee.<\/p>\n
The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that underme, tho, his etmudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin\u2019 hell are yer drawers?\u201d
\nShe too explains, \u201cYou dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.\u201dThe Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,\u201dWell, fer the love \u2018o decency, here\u2019s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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