A 70-year-old man has never been married.<\/p>\n
One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.<\/p>\n
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon<\/p>\n
When they get back, tel frie, howvas him,<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201c<\/p>\n
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -\u201d<\/p>\n
His friend interrupts him.<\/p>\n
\u201cA man your age!<\/p>\n
How did you make love almost every night?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u201dOh,\u201d says the man,<\/p>\n
\u201cwe almost made love Monday,
\nwe almost made love Tuesday.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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