The Amish farmer looked up slowly from his workbench when his wife finished speaking. \u201cEmergency brake?\u201d he repeated, setting his hammer down. \u201cAye,\u201d she said plainly. \u201cThe officer said one of the reins was tied around the horse\u2019s testicles. He said some might call it cruelty to animals and that thee should check it.\u201d<\/p>\n
He stared at her for a long moment, his expression somewhere between confusion and disbelief. The young boy standing nearby tried very hard not to giggle. Finally, the farmer cleared his throat. \u201cWife,\u201d he said gently, \u201cthat is not the emergency brake.\u201d<\/p>\n
She frowned slightly. \u201cIt isn\u2019t?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNay,\u201d he replied, shaking his head. \u201cBut if it were, we\u2019d be stoppin\u2019 mighty fast \u2014 and that horse would never forgive us.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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