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The first time I pressed the shutter, I didn\u2019t get a picture of where I stood, but of where I could be. A different city. A different job. A different version of myself, staring back. That was when the sedan appeared, idling at the corner, always just close enough to see.<\/p>\n<p>My grandfather\u2019s journal didn\u2019t tell me how to be safe. It told me how to be accountable. He had spent his life not using the camera, resisting the temptation to fix every regret. He passed it to me because he believed I could live with the weight of what I chose\u2014and what I refused to change.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I walk slower. I watch who\u2019s watching me. I only raise the camera when I\u2019m willing to lose the life I already know. The gift he left wasn\u2019t money, or magic, or even power. 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