{"id":2258,"date":"2024-06-13T22:00:17","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T22:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=2258"},"modified":"2024-06-13T22:00:17","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T22:00:17","slug":"wife-discovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=2258","title":{"rendered":"Wife discovers.."},"content":{"rendered":"

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion\u2026
\n\u2026 and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.<\/p>\n

His wife turns to him and asks, \u201cDo you know her?\u201d
\n\u201cYes,\u201d sighs the husband.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn\u2019t been sober since.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy God!\u201d says the wife.<\/p>\n

\u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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