{"id":1770,"date":"2024-05-30T13:01:50","date_gmt":"2024-05-30T13:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=1770"},"modified":"2024-05-30T13:01:50","modified_gmt":"2024-05-30T13:01:50","slug":"exercise-in-bed-the-surprising-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=1770","title":{"rendered":"Exercise in Bed: The Surprising Benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"

One day little Johnny asks his father \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n

Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.<\/p>\n

Father \u201cbecause it makes grown ups happy\u201d Johnny \u201cI want to be happy too\u201d Father \u201cthen you have to wait until you\u2019re a grown up\u201d Johnny \u201cbut who will exercise with me when I grow up?<\/p>\n

\u201dFather \u201chopefully when you get married, it will be your wife\u201d Johnny \u201cbut dad, how come our neighbourSally exercises with you\u201d<\/p>\n

Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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