A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
\nThe wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,\u201c<\/p>\n
How should I know?
\nThat\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up.
\nCurious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d
\nAnd his lovely wife replies,\u2026.<\/p>\n
\u201cLate-Night Phone Call Leaves Husband and Wife in Hysterics!\u201d
\nIn an unexpected twist during a quiet night, a married couple was jolted awake at 2 a.m. by a mysterious phone call.
\nThe wife, groggily answering, listened for a brief moment before exclaiming,
\n\u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d<\/p>\n
She promptly hung up, leaving her husband curious.
\n\u201cWho was that?\u201d he asked.
\nWithout missing a beat, his wife replied with a deadpan expression,
\n\u201cHow would I know? Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!\u201d
\nExperts suggest this couple\u2019s witty exchange will make them the highlight of dinner party conversations for months to come!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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