{"id":16892,"date":"2025-04-19T12:19:43","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T12:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=16892"},"modified":"2025-04-19T12:19:43","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T12:19:43","slug":"woman-get-stopped-by-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=16892","title":{"rendered":"WOMAN GET STOPPED BY.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, \u201cMa\u2019am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag. \u201cOh, really? Darn it!\u201d said the little old lady. \u201cI\u2019d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..\u201d \u201cWell, now, not so fast,\u201d said the cop. \u201cWhere did you get all that money?<\/p>\n<p>You didn\u2019t steal it, did you? \u201cOh, no, no\u201d, said the old lady. \u201cYou see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16894,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16892\/revisions\/16894"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}