{"id":16597,"date":"2025-04-01T08:56:38","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T08:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=16597"},"modified":"2025-04-01T08:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-01T08:56:38","slug":"did-santa-get-you-that-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=16597","title":{"rendered":"Did Santa get you that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did Santa get you that?<\/p>\n<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?<\/p>\n<p>\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did Santa get you that? Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16597"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16634,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16597\/revisions\/16634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}