{"id":1565,"date":"2024-05-25T08:57:42","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T08:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=1565"},"modified":"2024-05-25T08:57:42","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T08:57:42","slug":"i-laughed-with-tears-all-day-after-reading-this-joke-brilliant-continuation-in-the-first-comment-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=1565","title":{"rendered":"I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke: Brilliant continuation in the first comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.<br \/>\nSo, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.<\/p>\n<p>As he approached his house he got stunned by the luxurious and rich look of the house.<\/p>\n<p>He knocked on the door, and the servant opened.<br \/>\n\u201cIs the housewife in?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\nThe servant replied: \u201cJust a moment.\u201d<br \/>\nThe wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.<br \/>\nHusband: Guess what? I am rich.<br \/>\nWife: How?<br \/>\nHusband: I went to Africa, and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand \u2026<br \/>\nHusband: I went to Africa and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand so I began to make and sell underwear and beds.<br \/>\nDue to the high demand, I got rich fast.<br \/>\nWife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed\u2026I got REAL rich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1566,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1567,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1565\/revisions\/1567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}