A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror<\/p>\n
from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.<\/p>\n
The next morning, she playfully says,<\/p>\n
\u201cMirror, mirror on my door, make my boobs size 44!\u201d<\/p>\n
There in a flash of light, her boobs grow to enormous proportions.<\/p>\n
She immediately runs down to her husband,<\/p>\n
and tells him the startling news.<\/p>\n
They both go upstairs to the bathroom,<\/p>\n
and the husband crosses his fingers, and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cMirror, mirror on my door<\/p>\n
, make my penis touch the floor!\u201d<\/p>\n
There\u2019s a flash of light<\/p>\n
, and both his legs fall off!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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