An 8-year-old boy knocks on the door of a brothel. The Madam opens the door, looks down at him, and asks, \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d \u201cI want to get laid!\u201d the boy replies confidently. The Madam raises an eyebrow. \u201cCome back in ten years,<\/p>\n
kid.\u201d \u201cBut I really want to get laid!\u201d She bends down and says firmly, \u201cListen, kid, come back in ten years. In the meantime, find a tree with a hole in it and practice.\u201d Fast forward ten years, and the boy returns,<\/p>\n
knocking on the door again. The Madam recognizes him immediately. \u201cIt\u2019s you! You actually waited ten years!\u201d The now-grown boy nods. \u201cYou told me to wait, so I did.\u201d She leans in with a curious smile.<\/p>\n
\u201cDid you practice with the tree, like I suggested?\u201d \u201cYes, ma\u2019am, I practiced,\u201d he confirms. Impressed, the Madam leads him upstairs to the best woman in the house. As the lady undresses, the boy suddenly grabs a broom from the corner and starts hitting her with it. The startled woman screams, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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