{"id":11594,"date":"2025-01-05T18:57:45","date_gmt":"2025-01-05T18:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=11594"},"modified":"2025-01-05T18:57:45","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T18:57:45","slug":"the-blonde-joke-to-end-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aboutlife.press\/?p=11594","title":{"rendered":"The blonde joke to end"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her
\nlittle red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer,<\/p>\n

who was also a blonde.
\nThe blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver\u2019s license.
\nShe dug through her purse and<\/p>\n

was getting progressively more agitated.
\n\u2018What does it look like?\u2019
\nshe finally asked.
\nThe policewoman replied,<\/p>\n

\u2018It\u2019s square and it has your picture on It.
\n\u2018has your picture on It. \u201c
\nThe driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
\nlooked at it and handed it to the policewoman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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