A 70-year-old man has never been married.
\nOne day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
\nThey get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon
\nWhen they get back, tel frie, howvas him,
\n\u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201c<\/p>\n
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -\u201d
\nHis friend interrupts him.
\n\u201cA man your age!
\nHow did you make love almost every night?\u2019
\n\u201dOh,\u201d says the man,
\n\u201cwe almost made love Monday,
\nwe almost made love Tuesday.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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